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At one time a long, long time ago, Willie Nelson worked for Asplundh Tree Expert Company. So did I. Just not at the same time or in the same states.

Willie was working for Asplundh when his music career began to take off. Contrary to what some may think about Willie, he was responsible and sent in a formal resignation and asked his forman to save a job for him in case this singing thing didn't work out.

Download the story and Willie's resignation here.

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"The finest steel has to go through the hottest fire."

~ Richard M. Nixon

"Wisdom is a lesson learned"

~ Sharon Dawson

"One of the most important reasons for studying history is that virtually every stupid idea that is in vogue has been tried before and proved disastrous before, time and again."

~ Dr. Thomas Sowell

"Next to golf, singing in public is the most humbling experience you can have!"

~ Greg Dawson

"Political correctness is a doctrine, fostered by a delusional, illogical minority, and promoted by mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a piece of shit by the clean end."

~ Unknown

"Fathom the hypocrisy of a government that requires every citizen to prove they are insured... but not everyone must prove they are a citizen."

Now add this, "Many of those who refuse, or are unable, to prove they are citizens will receive free insurance paid for by those who are forced to buy insurance because they are citizens."

~ Ben Stein

"Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm."

~ Steven Wright

"Success takes you where character cannot sustain you."

~ Dave Chappelle

"The music business is a cruel and shallow money trench, a long plastic hallway where thieves and pimps run free, and good men die like dogs. There's also a negative side."

~ Hunter S. Thompson

"Success is having to worry about every damn thing in the world, except money."

~ Johnny Cash

"Isn't having a smoking section in a restaurant like having a peeing section in a swimming pool?"

~ Anonymous

"The most important performance modification to a motorcycle is to improve the skills of its rider."

~ Dennis Winningstad

"Do remember that dishonesty and cowardice always have to be paid for. Don't imagine that for years on end you can make yourself the boot-licking propagandist of the Soviet régime, or any other régime, and then suddenly return to mental decency. Once a whore, always a whore."

~ George Orwell

"I believe a self-righteous Liberal Democrat with a cause is more dangerous than a Hell's Angel with an attitude."

~ Ted Nugent

"Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's already tomorrow in Australia."

~ Charles Schultz

"In war, there is no alternative than to apply every available means to bring it to a swift end. War's very object is victory, not prolonged indecision. In war there is no substitute for victory."

~ General Douglas MacArthur

"We, the unwilling, led by the unknowing, are doing the impossible for the ungrateful. We have done so much, for so long, with so little, we are now qualified to do anything with nothing."

~ Konstantin Josef Jireček

BEST QUOTE EVER! - "Until her butt started itching, she was hanging on your every word!"

~ Anonymous

"Through spirited exchange of intellectual discourse comes resolution."

~ Greg Dawson

"Some people will tell you that slow is good - and it may be, on some days - but I am here to tell you that faster is better. I've always believed this, in spite of the trouble it's caused me. Being shot out of a cannon will always be better than being squeezed out of a tube. That is why God made fast motorcycles, Bubba..."

~ Hunter S. Thompson

"People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it's safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs."

~ Anonymous

"Racing is Life. Everything else is just waiting."

~ Steve McQueen

"Playing music fills a place in your life that can be occupied by nothing else."

~ Greg Dawson

"You cannot help the poor by destroying the rich.
You cannot strengthen the weak by weakening the strong.
You cannot bring about prosperity by discouraging thrift.
You cannot lift the wage earner up by pulling the wage payer down.
You cannot further the brotherhood of man by inciting class hatred.
You cannot build character and courage by taking away men's initiative and independence.
You cannot help men permanently by doing for them, what they could and should do for themselves."

~ Abraham Lincoln

"You start the game of life with a full pot of luck and an empty pot of experience. The object is to fill the pot of experience before you empty the pot of luck."

~ Unknown

"Having sex is like playing Bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you better have a good hand."

~ Woody Allen

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